Sunday, 26 September 2010

Nemesis

Here is something else you may not know about me today:-

I HATE BRITISH TELECOM WITH A PASSION!

We have lived in our new house for AGES now yet we still don’t have a landline or broadband.

“Why?” I hear you cry. “How can such a thing happen in this day and age?”. Well I’ll tell you shall I? BLOODY BT! THATS WHY!!!

They screwed up my last service with frequent regularity over the three years I spent at the last address so moving house was my chance to escape their evil clutches forever! I ordered my service from a different provider but because it comes through BT lines they STILL have the potential to eff up the service! And lo and behold they’ve effed it up again!

There’s no escape! BT have us all over a barrel with their prehistoric infrastructure and there’s absolutely no point moaning about it because their crappy internal procedures are so ridiculously confused we haven’t a hope of ever sorting it out!

Woody showed me an article once which had been written by a guy as he tried to arrange a service with BT. A particular phrase he used really stood out for me. I remember he described his experience with BT as “A bit like putting your head in a blender, only less fun”. I couldn’t have phrased it better myself.

I usually try very hard not to swear or say anything too offensive online but the situation is too frustrating to be able to hold back any longer.

Children/clients please avert your ears and eyes as I vent my spleen…

BRITISH TELECOM YOU UTTER, UTTER FECKING B*****DS! A CURSE ON EVERY INCOMPETENT, SLAPDASH PART OF YOUR CHAOTIC ORGANISATION YOU FECKING BUTT MUNCHING DICKWADS. MAY YOUR MOST PRECIOUS BODY PARTS TURN GREEN AND FALL OFF AS YOU SLEEP THEREBY REDUCING YOU TO SIMILAR LEVELS OF FRUSTRATION AND RAGE AS EXPERIENCED BY EVERY POOR SAP WHO HAS EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF TRYING TO OBTAIN A PHONE SERVICE WITH YOU. YOU LOUSY MISERABLE FECKERS!!!!


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